“When you hand someone a camera, why do they act like you just asked them to dissemble a bomb? They take it and they're like, 'What do I do … I don’t really ... ha-huh ...' Yeah, it’s the button on the top right where it always is since the beginning of #*@! time!”
-- Dane Cook, comedian
“The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff.”
-- Britney Spears, American pop star
“Never get behind old people. Their bodies are littered with hidden metal and they never seem to appreciate how little time they have left.”
-- Ryan Bingham (played by George Clooney), from the movie "Up in the Air"
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